It’s On Like Donkey Kong!

When you see a title like that for a WOD at 5:45am, let me
tell you, you will get scared. With the CrossFit Open merely weeks away the
training sessions have been getting more intense and based on the grumbling by
@Keilshammer and @CADPRO00 last night was a doozy. So in keeping with that
motif, I grabbed a ‘Fistful of Quarters’ (Pop Culture Reference: Do a Google
search on that movie title) and got ready to feed the machine and save Pauline
and beat the Big Monkey.

I will throw another Pop Culture reference out there for
you.  I’m starting to feel like ‘Mr.
Glass’ from Unbreakable. While doing the warm-up I tweaked my knee (aggravated
a lingering injury) and as a result I had some issues later in the WOD (just
preparing you).

Warm-up
30 Lateral Hurdle Jumps
10 Good Mornings
20 Lateral Hurdle Jumps
2 Bear Crawls
10 Lateral Hurdle Jumps
10 Push-ups
10 Atomic Sit-ups

I found the drawback of wearing Reebok Oly shoes, no
cushion.  With a body this big jumping
laterally, it was tough landings all around, but on the plus side I DID the
jumps. I’m sure the knee issue will just need a massage and some stretching,
but it did slow down my Front Squats.  It
felt like I couldn’t dig my heel in and drive, but I still managed to do the
lifts @125lbs. My new mission in the Front Squat is to work on hand position,
elbows up and sitting back into the hole. 
Lots to do!

Donkey-Kong
3 Rounds for Time
5 Deadlifts (@225lbs)
10 Handstand Pushups (From the Box)
500m Row (Supposed to be Lateral Box Jumps, but my knee was
having none of it)

It was an all-out blast and I finished in 10m01s and let me
tell you I was PISSED about that 1 second. Ah well, next time it will be a sub
10m WOD. The rows were sub 6 minutes for the 1500m distance, but I had some
trouble on the second round which is why my time was brutal.

Cash-out
20 Ring Rows
20 Ring Dips

Holy crap, as soon as you move to ‘False Grip’ everything gets
harder. The night wasn’t over yet though, 2×20 on the GHD and shoulder
stretching.  Then the $64,000 question, “Are
you working on the Rope?”… Short answer, YUP! I skipped the Rope on Monday and
was quite excited when I was able to lock my feet in and make it a staggering
15” off the floor (NEW RECORD).  I got my
next round of instruction, working on bringing my knees up while in the hang
position. Hip stretching, back rollout and quad stretches and I was ready for
home.

 

*Thanks to @girmantitov for the photo
 

Beez

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