So as I’ve been telling you for the last little while,
 Jillian is ready to crack the whip and I’m ready to get back on track. Lately I
 just haven’t felt like myself. I feel slow, lethargic and just plain awful. Just
 so we know where we stand, the ‘Pinch Test’ is on for 2 weeks from now. Ugh.
 Calipers and calculations are on deck and I have less then 14 days to get back
 in the swing. It helped that tonight was Progenex night at the box and we had a
 rep sampling some of their awesome sauce. The Raspberry Force was pretty good,
 but it had me buzzing.
  
  Today was Day 1…
  
  You leave for a couple of weeks and everything is new again,
 including the new group warm-up. We run and then we warm it up together. Booya!
  
  Warm-up
  400m Run
  250m Row
  Group Warm-up
  
  We are just finishing up Texas so it’s Back Squats for days
 and it was awesome to be back lifting with @SarahBassels. I won’t lie, but my
 hips and knee were not happy to be back. The rest of me though was having a
 blast. We were lifting every 2 minutes for 8 minutes at 175lbs. Now with the
 gap in my lifting and the fact I’m still using the plates to make up for my
 absolutely horrendous ankle mobility, I’m not sure I was near my 80% for this.
 I’m not even sure what my 1RM would be.
  
  This is where the day gets spicy. Skills, skills and more
 skills for the #530Crew. A 7 minute AMRAP of 7 HSPU (Box), 7 Ring Dips (Purple)
 and 7 Strict Pull-ups. I had some issues with the HSPU, but I worked as hard as
 I could given the state of my arm and the heat (humidity) in the box. 2 full
 rounds and 4 Ring Dips complete. We moved straight outside and started
 tonight’s WOD.
  
  WOD (15 minute CAP)
  400m Run
  7 Snatch Pulls (@135lbs)
  7 Front Squats (@135lbs)
  25 Lateral Burpee Over Bar
  7 Snatch Pulls (@135lbs)
  7 Front Squats (@135lbs)
  25 Lateral Burpee Over Bar
  7 Snatch Pulls (@135lbs)
  7 Front Squats (@135lbs)
  25 Lateral Burpee Over Bar
  400m Run
  
  Now that was a tall order for 15 minutes. No overhead work
 for me, but work nonetheless. I got to 10 Burpees in the 2nd round. When
 we were done, I was laying in a hot shweaty mess. I was hoping for a better
 performance, but all things considered, it wasn’t a total loss. I even finished
 the run in 1m43s which is a pretty good time for me.
  
  Cash-out
  50 GHD Sit-ups
  50 GHD Back Extensions
  50 Heavy Russians (50lbs)
  
  I was happy that the GHD was on the list and not just for
 the BWOD. I did kind of feel alone doing it though. I was still buzzed from the
 Force so it was straight into the first of what will be lots of homework over
 the next while.
  
  BWOD
  5 Pull-ups
  Hip Stretches
  Knee to Wall
  Calf Stretch (Plate)
  Lat Smash (Supernova)
  Hip Smash (Supernova)
  Glute Stretch
  
  Now I have some news for you guys. @Muscle_Care has decided
 that you guys are pretty awesome and that you deserve a little love. If you go
 to 
Muscle Care and purchase anything, you will get 20% off your purchase. The
 roll-on is the main reason that I could keep moving on Ventoux and it’s always
 in my CrossFit bag. Use the code BERNIE when you checkout and, Bob’s your
 uncle.
 
   Beez